Vicki Pepperdine as Ellen

Johnny Vegas as Ray

Jack Carroll as Pete

Antonio Aakeel as Omar

Kevin Eldon as Ken

Asim Chaudhry as Irfan

Sarah Hoare as Amy

Nitin Ganatra as Malik

Tom Binns as Fortune Teller

Stephanie Fayerman as Gran

Hayley Tamaddon as Sara

Darshan Jariwala as Saftar

Natalie Davis as Parveen

Peter Slater as Security Guard

Janice Connolly as Barbara

Phil Ellis as Ice Cream Man

Shila Iqbal as Nadia

Steve Cain as Kevin

Neelam Bakshi as Tazim

Naithan Ariane as Sadiq

Emily Spowage as Karen

Christopher Hollinshead as Mike

George Jewell Hanson as Young Pete

Usaim Younnis as Young Omar

Ali Khan as Ray's Wife

Yogesh Virmani as Grandma Wakas

Bhim Virmani as Grandad Waka

Irfan Nazir as Hasma

Ali Abbas as Akeel

Sanjay Parka as Hamza

Kamran Khan as Mohammed

Atif Rehman as Abdul

Teresa Mondo as Grandma Sajida

Margaret Masood as Auntie Asma

Ajmal Yousuf as Akeel / Aunty Eraj

Mustafa Amir as Imran

Saara Nawaz as Auntie

Aarya Dalvi as Romana

Natalie Davies as Parveen

Eugene Rangayah as Uncle Bilal

Jasvinder Jhumat as Super Sex Pen Model

Meghan Carroll as Isobel

Ella Foster as Girl in Arcade

Daniel Wallace as Stacey

Miroslav Andjelkovic as Tramp

Jason Redshaw as Tooty Frooty

David Charles-Cully as Fruitty Licious

Dave Simon as Party Goer