John Cho as Harold Lee

Kal Penn as Kumar Patel

Paula Garcés as Maria

Neil Patrick Harris as Neil Patrick Harris

Elias Koteas as Sergie Katsov

Danneel Ackles as Vanessa Fanning

Thomas Lennon as Todd

Jake Johnson as Jesus

Danny Trejo as Mr. Perez

Austin Bickel as Kid in Line

Inga R. Wilson as Mom in Line

Eddie Kaye Thomas as Rosenberg

David Krumholtz as Seth Goldstein

Brett Gelman as T.V. Director

Patton Oswalt as Mall Santa

Eric Kissack as Wafflebot (voice)

Amir Blumenfeld as Adrian

Bobby Lee as Kenneth Park

Esteban Andres Cruz as Pepe Perez

Dana DeLorenzo as Becca the P.A.

David Burtka as David Burtka

Gareth Reynolds as Heaven's Bartender

Evan Mann as Heaven's Bartender

Richard Riehle as Santa Claus

Bennett Saltzman as Boris

Melissa Ordway as Gracie

Jordan Danger as Mary

Chernise Yvette as Topless Angel

Cassie Keller as Topless Angel

RZA as Lamar

Dan Levy as Reporter

Marvin Cruz as Timo Perez

Allyson Lengers as Wafflebot Kid

Gabriel Anderson as Wafflebot Kid

Shirley Benyas as Nana Perez

Ashley Coss as Ava

Chloe Coss as Ava

Hannah Coss as Ava

Da'Vone McDonald as Latrell

Tyler Nelson as Teen

Tom Kruszewski as Teen

Steven Clark as Teen

Hilary Anderson as Hot Teenage Girl

Yasen Peyankov as Yuri

John Hoogenakker as Gustav

Tristan Canning as Noah

David Rife as White Castle Employee

Dave Davies as Church Security Guard

Gabriella Dilone as Inez Perez

Ripper Brown as St. Peter

Megan Agrusa as Dancer

Bobby Amamizu as Dancer

Christine Babini as Dancer

Ashley Cinq-Mars as Dancer

Michelle Diterlizzi as Dancer

Marisa Dorchock as Dancer

Jenelle Engleson as Dancer

Aundrea Fant as Dancer

Jessie Lauryn Foutz as Dancer

Brittany Freeth as Dancer

Erin Gales as Dancer

Alicia Gilley as Dancer

Sarah Alice Burns as Dancer

Annika Ihnat as Dancer

Brandon Koepsell as Dancer

Jessica Lamarre as Dancer

Kandis Mak as Dancer

Marcy McCusker as Dancer

Cortney Millar as Dancer

Lindsey Oleary as Dancer

Rachel Omell as Dancer

Taylor Peters as Dancer

Jessica Provencher as Dancer

Katie Reese as Dancer

Lindsey Tuer as Dancer

Florence Vinger as Dancer

Shawn Lee Vitale as Dancer

Chelsea Rebecca as Partygoer (uncredited)

Dan Levy as reporter