Michael St. Michaels as Mikey Smash

Bill Weeden as William Mouth

A.J. Cutler as A.J.

Mark Patton as Mark Patton

Laurene Landon as Laurene Landon

Melanie Kinnaman as Melanie Kinnaman

Adam Marcus as Adam Marcus

John Dugan as John Dugan

Vincent Craig Dupree as V.C. DuPree

Jennifer Rubin as Jennifer Rubin

Todd Farmer as Todd Farmer

Mark Torgl as Mark Torgl

Helene Udy as Hélène Udy

Marc Sheffler as Marc Sheffler

Bill Johnson as Bill Johnson

Carl Solomon as Tex Beckerson / Tex Beckerson Jr.

Neal Jones as Neal Jones

Kevin Allen as Jackie J. Jackson

Sean Clark as Marty Thomas

David Gregory as Severin rep

Eben McGarr as Eben McGarr

Joe Ripple as North Carolina End Zone 2 Fan Club President

Chris Cartusciello as Hotel Concierge / Damn Dirty Ape

Todd Cook as Abaddon Apollyon the clown

Nick Hunt as I Make A Warm Cozy Quilt From Your Skin Fan

Mick Turpin as Man-Spider fan

Mike Schwaner as Man-Spider fan

Thomas J. Ciesiolha as Man-Spider fan

Raymond Brousseau as Man-Spider fan

Jordan Brooke Rash as Man-Spider fan

Coda Hamby as Mohawked fan

Loucylle Orren as Clown girl

Grant Kyzer as Man-Spider fan

Jeff Simon as Blender manual autograph seeker

Jeff Ball as Security Guard

Craig Edwards as Man-Spider fan

Kris Keeffer as Convention artist

Tiffany Burnett as Man-Spider fan

The Clown as Karaoke DJ Clown

Daniel Beshai as Man-Spider fan

Cristian James Watkins as Piggy

Gabriel Ospina as Ricky

Patrick Eugene Murphy as Man-Spider fan

Brandon Joyner as Man-Spider fan

Kristina Knox as Man-Spider fan

Chris Burke as Moist the clown

Adan Rodriguez as Man-Spider fan

Kemper Noah as Kid with $19

Jay Allen Tucker as Man-Spider fan

Jason Minton as Carter the Intern

Julia Cacciola as Julie Kane

Terry Dellinger as Man-Spider fan

Christine Jarrett as I Make A Warm Cozy Quilt From Your Skin Fan

Jessica John as Man-Spider fan

Bill Bair as Man-Spider fan

Kristen N. Granet as Man-Spider fan

Krissy McPherson as Man-Spider fan

Jon McPherson as Man-Spider fan

Aric Allen as Bathroom bystander

Linda Vincent as Man-Spider fan

Loretta Bushick-Beshai as Man-Spider fan

Christina M. Papineau as Man-Spider fan

Chris Weik as Litigious celebrity

William L. Bozarth as North Carolina End Zone 2 Fan Club Vice President

Michael J. Epstein as Repo Man

Brigid Marshall as Snyflan Crump

Ian S. Peterson as Topher Brandon

Brendan Boogie as bartender at the offices of Paul Devine

Eric Sheslow as Repo Man / Jackie's Boss

Jazmin Ortiz as Boom operator

Bethany Boles-Sheslow as Judge

Jamie Lockhart as Blender signature seeker

Anastasia Elfman as Dahlia Dimont

Trista Robinson as Percy Wynne

Tim Dry as Seedy Movie Salesman (voice)

Liesel Hanson as Patricia Ford

Chloé Cunha as Jacques Renault (voice)

Lianne O'Shea as Bernadette Ryan

Lloyd Kaufman as Lloyd Kaufman

Jackie Kelly as Edie Sedgwick

Victor Miller as Victor Miller

Sophia Cacciola as Sophia Cacciola

Jared Rivet as Jared Rivet

Maiya Reaves as Melody Riviera

Bob Elmore as Bob Elmore

Michael Paul King as TV News Anchor / Radio News Anchor

Richard Elfman as Richard Elfman

Michael Kallio as Mike 'Dilly' Dilworth

Heidi Honeycutt as Heidi Honeycutt

Seth Chatfield as Detective Frank Dobson (voice)

James Branscome as James Branscome

Claudio Fragasso as Claudio Fragasso

Rossella Drudi as Rossella Drudi

Catherine Capozzi as Catherine Capozzi

Joe Castro as Blaze Pauling

James Balsamo as End Zone 2 Fan Club Treasurer / Elvis Impersonator

Tyler Sage as Johnny Wolfgang

Dan Yeager as Dan Yeager

Bob Rose as Blender commercial (voice)

Bethany Boles as Judge

Brian W. Smith as L. Ray Hobbson

Jeffrey Stackhouse as Paul Devine

Grayson Eddey as Touchdown Kid

Thea Eddey as Touchdown Kid

Macie Eddey as Touchdown Kid