Jon Lee as Jon

Bradley McIntosh as Bradley

Jo O'Meara as Jo

Hannah Spearritt as Hannah

Rachel Stevens as Rachel

Tina Barrett as Tina

David Gant as Victor

Cristina Piaget as Susan Sealove

Gareth Gates as Gareth Gates Clone

Nigel Dick as Director

Reg Wilson as Marcus

Macarena Gómez as Young Waitress

Alec Von Bargen as Reporter

Mark Schardan as Security Guard

Thomas Lenox as Reporter

Andrea Montero as Reporter

Ludovic Tattevin as Reporter

Emilio Gutiérrez Caba as Prisoner / Doubles Choreographer

Paul Cattermole as Paul (archive footage)