Shelley Long as Molly Emerson

Robert Hays as Bill Emerson

Sierra Abel as Judy Emerson

Brandon de Paul as Mike Emerson

Corbin Bernsen as Chief Spivak

Stacy Keach as Max the Biker

Dick Van Patten as Santa Claus

Talbot Perry Simons as Clifford the Inebriated

Paul Butcher as Brian Spivak

Amanda Pays as Doris Spivak

Sonny Carl Davis as Officer Buckley

Steve Monroe as Officer Calhoun

Cork Hubbert as Elf One

Martin Klebba as Elf Ranger Bob

Adrienne Barbeau as Alice the Homeless Mom

Alana Austin as Carla the Assistant

Colton James as Marty the Hospital Teen

Joe Virzi as Trash Talking Teddy (voice)

Patricia Gillum as Boutique Person

Brooke Beare as Reporter