Willa Fitzgerald as Connie

John Magaro as Paul

Vondie Curtis-Hall as Samuel

Catherine Curtin as Lena

Richard Kind as Jack

Sullivan Jones as Barry

Bruce Campbell as Richard Nixon (voice)

Jon Cryer as H.R. 'Bob' Haldeman (voice)

Ted Raimi as General Al Haig (voice)

Lloyd Kaufman as Jeffries

Marija Abney as Cheryl

Alanna Saunders as Daisy

Claire Saunders as Daffodil

Chris Quintos Cathcart as Rose Mary Woods (voice)

Gina Kreiezmar as Deb

Elle Schneider as Velma

Joshua A. Friedman as Fred

Dan Mirvish as Radio Announcer (voice)

Donald Ray Schwartz as OMB Larry (voice)

Samantha Michele Buchanan as Diana (voice)