Bug Hall as Scout Bozell

Lainie Kazan as Mrs. Day

Curtis Armstrong as Bert Miller

Stephanie Faracy as Mrs. Marlowe

Alex McKenna as Hannah Zapruder

Ed McMahon as Grandpa Bozell

"Weird Al" Yankovic as Weird Al

Charlene Tilton as Mrs. Zapruder

John Bennett Perry as Mr. Zapruder

Phillip Van Dyke as Kent Marlowe

John Walsh as John Walsh

Wink Martindale as Wink Martindale

Leslie Nielsen as Mr. Penn

Katsy Chappell as Mrs. Brown

Brad Grunberg as Gym Teacher

Freda Foh Shen as Mrs. Yung

John R. Fors as Mr. Bozell

Amanda Fuller as Amanda Fuller

Todd Hurst as Bender

John Kidwell as Spaulding

Kathleen Kinmont as Newsperson

Gili Lang as Red

Bruno Marcotulli as Mr. Townsend

Dean Marsico as Cash Tent Screamer

Asher Metchik as Lucky

Jonathan Roger Neal as T'Boo

Ryan O'Donohue as Coop

Marcus T. Paulk as Walt Whitman

Lisa Stahl as Viola

Shawn Weatherly as Mrs. Bozell

Kyle Thomas as Joe Lobes

J. Madison Wright as Jillie

Kurtwood Smith as Principal (uncredited)