Alicia Witt as Claire Goldstein

Harvey Fierstein as Bennett

Brooke Langton as Sabrina

Johnny Galecki as Arthur

Ivan Sergei as Eddie / Carl / Ben

Marlo Thomas as Sheila Goldstein

Elliott Gould as Bernie Goldstein

Tammy Townsend as Alice

Molly Hagan as Janine Goldstein

Estelle Harris as Aunt Velva

Pat Crawford Brown as Grandma Ida Weinberg

Zachary Kranzler as Jeremy

Joe Mazza as Barry / Bo

Sulo Williams as Manny

Sandra Bernhard as Bibi Carlson

Shannon Finn as Karen

Jacqueline Klein as Laura

Peter Quartaroli as Guacamole Alan

Christopher Douglas as Threeway Tommy

Robert M. Koch as Almost Naked Man (as Robert Koch)

Yuri Lane as Rejected Music Student #1

Mai Huynh as Rejected Music Student #2

Alan Dale as Uncle Joe

Mara Casey as Administrative Assistant

James Carraway as Mohammed

Petri Hawkins-Byrd as Fire Captain (as Petri-Hawkins Byrd)

Joshua Preven as Preppy Cute Guy #1

Tony Daly as Preppy Cute Guy #2 (as Anthony Daly)

Billy Phenix as Fred, The Cross Dresser

Susan Chesler as Alexa

Domenic Saso as Accordian Player

Kate Weiman as New York Woman