Charlie Sheen as Topper Harley

Lloyd Bridges as President Thomas 'Tug' Benson

Valeria Golino as Ramada Rodham Hayman

Richard Crenna as Col. Denton Walters

Rowan Atkinson as Dexter Hayman

Miguel Ferrer as Commander Arvid Harbinger

Brenda Bakke as Michelle Rodham Huddleston

Jerry Haleva as Saddam Hussein

David Wohl as Gerou

Mitchell Ryan as Gray Edwards

Michael Colyar as Williams

Ryan Stiles as Rabinowitz

Rosemary Johnston as Lavinia Rodham Benson

Ben Lemon as Team 2 Leader

Buck McDancer as Richard Nixon

Larry Lindsey as Gerald Ford

Ed Beheler as Jimmy Carter

Daniel T. Healy as George Bush

Jay Koch as Ronald Reagan

Charles Haugk as Navy Seal

Dian Kobayashi as Mrs. Rodham Soto

Bob Vila as Self

Stuart Proud Eagle Grant as Geronimo

J. D. DeKranis as Michael Corleone Lookalike

Bob Legionaire as Captain McCluskey Lookalike

Corey Rand as Sollozzo Lookalike

Tony Edwards as Limo Driver

James Lew as Kick Boxer Opponent

Gerald Okamura as Corrupt Kick Boxing Referee

Chi Muoi Lo as Thai Kick Boxing Sportscaster

Ron Pitts as Black Kick Boxing Sportscaster

Norm Compton as Phil

Kelly Connell as Radio Operator

Wayne Satz as News Anchorman

Pat Harvey as News Reporter

Joseph V. Perry as Singing Waiter

Oz Tortora as Singing Busboy

Judith Kahan as Veiled Woman

Shaun Toub as Sleeping Guard

Mark Steen as Adrian Messenger

Carey Tall Sr. as Train Conductor

Don Miloyevich as Cab Driver

Ed Nassaney as Iraqi Door Guard

Andrew M. Siegel as Iraqi Soldier

C. Ransom Walrod as Iraqi Boat Driver

John Escobar as Necktie Guard

Nancy Abrahams as Mother Whose Baby is Snatched

Charlie Abrahams as Snatched Baby

Jane Butenoff as Slim Woman at Banquet

Louise Yaffe as Gray Edwards' Concubine

Eleanor Schiff as Gray Edwards' Concubine

Pamela Thompson as Nun Not in This Movie

Karen Proft as Nun Not in This Movie

Jack I. Bernstein as Cop (as Jack Bernstein)

Don Gruenberg as Backyard Family

Alice Gruenberg as Backyard Family

Jamie Abrahams as Backyard Family

Joseph Abrahams as Basketball Player

Alison Anne Abrohams as Chain Skimmer

Deborah Hwang-Marriott as Kickboxing Mother

William Haig Marriott as Kickboxing Child

Shelley Beattie as American Gladiator Siren

Raye Hollitt as American Gladiator Zap

Andreas Katsulas as Rufshaad

Clyde Kusatsu as Prime Minister Soto

Gregory Sierra as The Captain

Martin Sheen as Capt. Benjamin L. Willard (uncredited)

Al Leong as Kick Boxing Fight Crowd Member (uncredited)