Leslie Nielsen as Ryan Harrison

Richard Crenna as Fergus Falls

Kelly LeBrock as Lauren Goodhue

Melinda McGraw as Cass Lake

Aaron Pearl as Sean Laughrea

Leslie Jones as Sergeant Tina Bagley

Ben Immanuel as Sergeant Orono

Sandra Bernhard as Doctor Fridley

Michael York as Hibbing Goodhue

Gerard Plunkett as Sir Robert McKintyre

Duncan Fraser as Sergeant McMacDonald

John Walsh as Self

Maury Hannigan as Commissioner Hannigan

Chick Hearn as Basketball Announcer

Lamb Chop as Self

Brian Arnold as Dan Clellan the News Reporter

Guy Bews as Security Guard #1

Mary Black as Woman with I.V.

Michael S. Bolton as T.V. Stage Manager

Jacques Bourassa as Teenager with Backpack

Ken Boyd as Usher

Alexander Boynton as Security Guard #2

Johnathon Bruce as Hospital Janitor

Rick Burgess as Prisoner

Charn Gandam as Bus Convict

Brian Cochrane as Cop #1

Arthur Corber as Percussionist

Ric Cross as Ben Hurr Oarsman

Cory Dagg as Reporter #3

Alex Diakun as Roman

Rob Daprocida as Security Guard #1

Thea Nielsen Disney as Party Guest #2

Adrien Dorval as Proctor

Mark Fox as Butcher

Mark Francis as Abe Lincoln

Christopher L. Gibson as Paramedic

Calvin Guo as Japanese Gardener

Michelle Hart as Reporter #2

Ellie Harvie as Ruth the News Anchor

Noah Heney as Parking Attendant

Ingrid Henningsen as Party Guest Out of Focus

Derek Hurst as Patient with Liquid Ears

Maura Nielsen Kaplan as Party Guest #1

Ellen Kennedy as Bow in the Eye Musician

P.J. Lespance as Yo Yo Double

Wallace Lueng as Conductor

Bev Martin as Mary Lincoln

Mina E. Mina as Arab Diplomat

Kanlayaporn Neelaphamorn as Party Guest #3

Barbaree Earl Nielsen as Fainting Pedestrian

Robin Nielsen as Party Waiter

Jason Payn as Wanted Poster Boy

Charles Payne as Paramedic #1

David Prestley as Paramedic

Pat Proft as Window Technician

Marco Roy as Paramedic #2

Patty Sachs as Waitress At Crash Site

Yôko Sakai as Reporter #1

Veena Sood as Nurse

Bill Tarling as Bus Convict

Ingrid Tesch as Reporter #4

Stephen Tibbetts as Patient

French Tickner as Doctor in ICU

Ken Vils as Detective Van Atter

Henry O. Watson as Mayor Stopka