Rob Schneider as Gus

David Spade as Richie

Jon Heder as Clark

Molly Sims as Liz

Jon Lovitz as Mel

Amaury Nolasco as Carlos

Tim Meadows as Wayne

Nick Swardson as Howie

Erinn Bartlett as Salad Girl / Sarah

Craig Kilborn as Jerry

John Farley as Swimmer Boy

Bill Romanowski as Karl

Matt Weinberg as Kyle

Reggie Jackson as Self

Sean Salisbury as Brad

Joe Gnoffo as Marcus Ellwood

Jackie Sandler as Female Customer

Jared Sandler as Autograph Kid

Ray Nicholson as Kid Catcher #1 Game #2

Terry Crews as Poker Guy #1

Patrick Schwarzenegger as Jock Kid Game #3

Lochlyn Munro as Ultimate Home Remodel Host

Doug Jones as Number 7 Robot

Rachel Hunter as Hot Mother

Dan Patrick as Poker Guy #2 A.K.A. O'Malley

James Earl Jones as Darth Vader (voice)

Max Prado as Nelson

Dennis Dugan as Coach Bellows

Jonathan Loughran as Brad's Assistant Coach

Jillian Henry as Gretchen Peterson

Danny McCarthy as Troy

Mason Knight as Charlie Catcher

Irene Roseen as Elderly Woman

Judith Drake as Mrs. Johnson

Gerry Del Sol as Umpire

Blake Clark as Umpire

Ron Masak as Principal

Brooke Langton as Kathy Dobson

Mary Jo Catlett as Mrs. Ellwood

Matthew Willig as Jock Guy

Cleo King as Lady Customer

Gabriel Pimentel as Little Man

Kristin Quick as Kristen