Adam Sandler as Zohan Dvir

Emmanuelle Chriqui as Dalia Hakbarah

John Turturro as Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah

Nick Swardson as Michael Klayman

Lainie Kazan as Gail Klayman

Rob Schneider as Salim Yousfobdal

Kevin Nealon as Kevin

Mariah Carey as Mariah Carey

Yamit Sol as Dorit

Adria Tennor as Kids' Salon Owner

Daoud Heidami as Nasi

Dave Matthews as James T. O'Skanlon

Charlotte Rae as Mrs. Greenhouse

Michael Buffer as Grant Walbridge

Ido Mosseri as Oori Shulimson

Sayed Badreya as Hamdi

Robert Smigel as Yosi

Ido Mor as Hassan

Donna Feldman as Michal

Norma Michaels as Older Lady in Salon

Danny A. Abeckaser as Ze'ev

Bunny Levine as Older Lady in Salon

Bruce Vilanch as Bruce Vilanch

John McEnroe as John McEnroe

Dina Doron as Zohan's Mother

Shelley Berman as Zohan's Father

Chris Rock as Taxi Driver

John Paul DeJoria as Paul Mitchell

Alec Mapa as Claude

Ahmed Ahmed as Waleed

Ben Wise as Yitzhak

John Farley as Tom

Yossi Marshek as Pinchas

Guri Weinberg as Aharon

Mousa Kraish as Bashir

Roni Levy as Ephraim

Reuven Bar-Yotam as Levi

Barry Livingston as Gray Kleibolt

Rick Gifford as Philip

Daniel Browning Smith as Real Estate Agent

Tyler Spindel as Doorman

Julia Lea Wolov as Mariah's Assistant

Dana Goodman as Mariah's Assistant

Todd Holland as Fred

Kevin Grady as Coleman

Bobby Tisdale as Skizzy

Herzl Tobey as Commander

Ori Pfeffer as Second Commander

Alex Luria as Koby

Guy Oseary as Avi

Yinon Sapir as Danny

Naama Nativ as Sara

Dennis Dugan as Homeless Guy

Gerry Del Sol as Exploded Shop Owner

Shulie Cowen as Debbie

Maysoon Zayid as Nadira

Helen Siff as Mrs. Skitzer

Cynthia Frost as Mrs. Paulson

Anna Berger as Older Lady in Salon

Susan Grace as Older Lady in Salon

Marjorie Loomis as Older Lady in Salon

Carol Schlanger as Older Lady in Salon

Edith S. Wolfrey as Older Lady in Salon

Phoebe Dorin as Older Lady in Salon

Lina So as Hip Salon Receptionist

Eloise DeJoria as Blonde at Salon

Vanessa Long as Catty Hairdresser

Donielle Artese as African American Salon Owner

Blake Bertrand as Little Boy

Sidney Ganis as Doctor

Laurie Meghan Phelps as Plus Size Girl at Disco

Kenneth Greenaway as DJ

Constance Barron as First Woman in Cab

Kristen Lowman as First Woman in Cab

Penelope Windust as Second Woman in Cab

Kathleen Noone as Second Woman in Cab

Christopher Innvar as Angry Tall Driver

Ray Garvey as Truck Driver

Barbara Ann Davison as Dog Owner

Eric Lamonsoff as Hamdi's Passenger

Connor Wiles as Boy Customer

Jennifer De Minco as Arguing Female Customer

Nicole Bennett as Walbridge's Girlfriend

Edmund Lyndeck as Pharmacist

Lily Javaherpour as Inaz

Kristina Haddad as Hamdi's Wife (voice)

Larry Marko as Phantom's Trainer

Anne Marie Howard as Reporter

Veerta Motiani as Beach Girl

Billy Concha as Kayaker

Marco Khan as Terrorist with Hand

Sam Sagheb as Disco Merchant

Latif Marotti as Disco Merchant

Christian Reeve as Disco Merchant

Aesop Aquarian as Rabbi

Michelle Arenal as Girl on Zohan's Shoulders

Jordan Ashbrook as Hot Girl in Club

Moran Atias as Eti

Ashley Ausburn as Girl at Mall

Barbara Jean Barrielle as Cheerleader

Mike Basone as Isreali Fan

Mike Batayeh as Fry Cook

Robert Benny as Autograph Seeker #1

Denise Bradley as Hackey Sack Enthusiast

Guile Branco as Isreali Soldier

Lamar Brown as Businessman

Melanie Bulujian as Isreali Dancer

Monica Cabral as Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl

Kevin Cannon as Times Square Crazy Man

Ella Christopher as Phantom's Wife

Nick Clark as Nick

Cheryl Cosenza as Ribbon Cutting Girl

Rossie Cottrell as Phantom's Wife

John Dardenne as Isreali Hacky Sack Fan

Joseph DeLuca as Hot Dog Vendor

Kendall Draughn as Picnic Girl

John Duerler as Electronic Store Customer

Marshall Factora as Airline Terminal Passenger

Eric Feliciano as Isreali Fan

Ian Fisher as Disco Merchant

Anna Garcia Williams as Phantom's Wife

Leslie Garza as Disco Hip Girl

Jessica Mei Gershen as Girl in Club

Nikki Giavasis as Waitress

Ronald E. Giles as Commuter

Sharlene Grover as Isreali Soldier

Sepideh Haftgoli as Isreali Soldier

Zahra Heydari as Dalohan Receptionist

Seth Howard as Party Guy

Kevin James as Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge

Paul Jeans as Hotel Manager

Dave Johnson as Spectator

Todd Justin as Nightclub Bouncer

Sam Kalidi as Amir

Sona Karia as Reporter

Rock Kohli as Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech

Mark Kubr as Criminal #3

Timothy Dean Lee as Shocked Businessman

Paula Lemes as Go Go Dancer

Bernadette Lords as Businesswoman

Anthony Martins as Arab #3

Roni Meron as Hot Girl / Waitress

Nicole Montano as Cheerleader

Rachael Murphy as Girl in Club

Bibiana Navas as Phantom's Wife

Christina Neferis as Hacky Sack Fan

Adam Ohl as Street Merchant

John Radcliff as Redneck Posse Man #2

Klavdia Ramnareine as The Hot Chick

Deborah Rombaut as Snooty French Girl at the Club

Sandra Rosko as Middle Eastern Girl

Rob Shapiro as Score Keeper

Mikael Sharafyan as Fan in the Crowd

Jhennah Sinclaire as Dancer

Terrie Snell as Woman in Beauty Shop

Chris Spinelli as Angry Palestinian

Riley Thomas Stewart as Little Boy #2

Lee Stickler as Isreali Soldier

Sarah Stringer as Party Goer

Christa Texeira as Ruth

Keana Texeira as Rock-throwing Girl

Seth Texeira as Zeb

Sophie Texeira as Alena

Ryan Phillip Thomas as Angry Palestinian

Gina Tleel as Shopper

Uzimann as Cafe Customer

Kevin van Doorslaer as Isreali Soldier

Dave Vij as Disco-Tech

Holly Weber as Girlfriend

Molly Weiner as Salon Patron

Joe Van Wie as Hot Dog Patron

Henry Winkler as Limousine Passenger

Saye Yabandeh as Girlfriend

Julius Zagon as Ukrossi

David Zahedian as Phantom's Best Friend

Betty Murphy as Mrs. Haines

George Takei as George Takei

Dianne Perry Dowler as Phantom's Wife

Maite Garcia as Phantom's Wife (uncredited)

Sadie Sandler as Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited)