Adam Sandler as Charles 'Chuck' Levine

Kevin James as Lawrence 'Larry' Valentine

Jessica Biel as Alex McDonough

Dan Aykroyd as Captain Phineas J. Tucker

Ving Rhames as Fred G. Duncan

Steve Buscemi as Clinton Fitzer

Nicholas Turturro as Renaldo Pinera

Allen Covert as Steve

Rachel Dratch as Benefits Supervisor

Nick Swardson as Kevin McDonough

Richard Chamberlain as Councilman Banks

Jamie Chung as Hooters Girl

Becky O'Donohue as Darla

Shelby Adamowsky as Tori Valentine

Jessie O'Donohue as Donna

Chandra West as Doctor Honey

Jackie Sandler as Teacher

Kathleen Doyle as Bernie's Mother

Tila Tequila as Hooters Girl

Jina Song as Hooters Girl

Candace Kita as Hooters Girl

Lena Yada as Hooters Girl

Richard Kline as Mr. Auerbach

Blake Clark as Crazy Homeless Man

Mary Pat Gleason as Teresa

Matt Winston as Glen Aldrich

Lance Bass as Band Leader

Dave Matthews as Salesman

Dan Patrick as NY Cop

Rob Corddry as Jim the Protestor

Robert Smigel as Mailman

Gary Valentine as Karl Eisendorf

Jonathan Loughran as David Nootzie

Peter Dante as Tony Paroni

Michael Buscemi as Higgy

J.D. Donaruma as J.D.

Cole Morgen as Eric Valentine

Brad Grunberg as Bernie

Marc Vann as Protestor

Rob Schneider as Asian Minister

David Spade as Transvestite Groupie

Dennis Dugan as Cab Driver