Evan C. Kim as Loo (segment "A Fistful of Yen")

Bong Soo Han as Dr. Klahn (segment "A Fistful of Yen")

Marilyn Joi as Cleopatra Schwartz (segment "Cleopatra Schwartz")

Saul Kahan as Schwartz (segment "Cleopatra Schwartz")

Marcy Goldman as Housewife (segment "Household Odors")

Bill Bixby as Himself (segment "Headache Clinic")

John Landis as TV Technician Thrown by Gorilla (segment "A.M. Today")

Dulcie Jordan as Guest #1 (segment "Household Odors")

Gracia Lee as Guest #2 (segment "Household Odors")

Sheila Rogers as Guest #3 (segment "Household Odors")

George Lazenby as The Architect (segment "That's Armageddon")

Victoria Carroll as The Nurse (segment "That's Armageddon")

Donald Sutherland as The Clumsy Waiter (segment "That's Armageddon")

Henry Gibson as Himself (segment "United Appeal for the Dead")

Rick Baker as Dino (segment "A.M. Today") (as Richard A. Baker)

Felix Silla as Crazed Clown (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")

Tony Dow as Wally (segment "Courtroom")

Boni Enten as Rita Filagree (segment "Courtroom")

Michael McManus as Hornung (segment "Courtroom")

Dick Yarmy as Taylor (segment "Courtroom")

David Zucker as Man (segment "His New Car") / Technician #2 (segment "Eyewitness News") / Grunwald (segment "Courtroom")

Tara Strohmeier as Girl (segment "Eyewitness News")

Peggy Doyle as Auntie Em (segment "A Fistful of Yen")

Branscombe Richmond as Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")

Lenka Novak as Linda Chambers (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")

Nancy Mann as Susan Joyce (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")

Betsy Genson as Nancy Reems (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")

Uschi Digard as Woman in Shower (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")

Jeff Maxwell as Man (segment "Feel-A-Round")

George Cheung as Guard #1 (segment "A Fistful of Yen")

Phillip Rhee as Klahn's Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")

David Zucker as Various

Jim Abrahams as Various

Jerry Zucker as Various

Stephen Stucker as Stenographer (segment "Courtroom")

Richard Gates as Boy (segment "Eyewitness News")

William Tregoe as John Fitzsimmons (segment "A.M. Today")

Jack Baker as Man (segment "Sex Record")

Sharon Kaough as Woman (segment "Sex Record")

Manny Perry as Big Jim Slade (segment "Sex Record")

Shadoe Stevens as Voice Overs (voice)

Agneta Eckemyr as Ming Chow (segment "A Fistful of Yen")

Derek Murcott as Pennington (segment "A Fistful of Yen")

Colin Male as Spokesman (segment "Argon") / Voice Overs (voice)

John Cassisi as Teenage Volunteer

Tracy Landis as Candy Counter Girl (segment "Feel-a-Round"

Marcus K. Mukai as Guard #2 (segment "A Fistful of Yen")