Gabriel Olds as Ned Bleuer

Jason Priestley as Roy Darpinian

Jerry O'Connell as Scott Foreman

Joe Pantoliano as Harvey Darpinian

Steve Railsback as Eddie Darpinian

Stephen Tobolowsky as Antonio

Stéphanie Anderson as Marilyn Monroe

Chubby Checker as Himself

Christine Taylor as Melissa Smock

Kurt Fuller as Arturo Gallo

Maxwell Caulfield as Man in Bathrobe

Tuesday Knight as Nude Woman / Marilyn Monroe