Ben Stiller as Mike Maxwell

Linda Cardellini as Gretchen Rice

Homer Janson as Justice Kicklighter

Ulysses Janson as Junior Kicklighter

Arlo Janson as Simon Kicklighter

Atlas Janson as Samuel Kicklighter

Toby Huss as Al Wilmington

Maren Heisler as Mia

Edi Patterson as Rose

Tim Heidecker as Deputy Cox

Ari Graynor as Carol (voice)

Ashley Rae Spillers as Barbara (voice)

Lucy Zukaitis as Julia

Bryant Carroll as Security Guard

Louis Heisler as Anthony Biniak

Noah Fisher as Gus

Isabella Steele as Mia’s Friend

Dominick Marrone as Reverend Logan

Vasily Deris as Theater Manager

Jerome Agean as Radio Announcer

Estelle Lapina as Prop Kid #1

Brooks Roseberry as Prop Kid #2

Will Daly as Prop Kid #3

Evan Bartos as Prop Kid #4

Alexander Louis as Gingerbread Man

Rodrigo Almarales as Gingerbread Man Dancer

Jeff Janson as Steve Kicklighter

Melissa Gelfin as Janet Kicklighter

Jenny McManus as Party Guest (uncredited)