Santiago Segura as José Luis Torrente

Yon González as Peralta

Ana Obregón as Viuda Cementerio

Maria Lapiedra as Melanie Rocamora

Javier Gutiérrez as Solís

Tony Leblanc as Tío Gregorio

David Bisbal as Joaqui

Cesc Fàbregas as Sobrino Sr. Castaño

Belén Esteban as Casera

Fernando Esteso as Ramiro Cuadrado

Andreu Buenafuente as Manolo y Dominguero

Kiko Rivera as Julito

David Fernández as Padre Tobías

Yolanda Ramos as Mariví

José Mota as Blasa

Carlos Areces as Músico Boda

Carmen de Mairena as Vieja Bolsas

Cañita Brava as Antoñito

Silvia Abril as Encarni

Enrique Villén as Ramírez

Xavier Deltell as Torrelavega

El Dioni as

Gonzalo Higuaín as Jugador equipo funcionarios

Enrique Cerezo as Invitado boda

Sergio Ramos as Jugador equipo funcionarios

Risto Mejide as Director coro rival

El Langui as Portero equipo presos

María Patiño as Periodista boda

Sergio Agüero as Expulsado reunión técnica

Carmen Martínez Bordiu as Señora boda

Pablo Motos as Gay paseando

Álvaro Arbeloa as Jugador equipo funcionarios

El Batu as Preso pelea

John Cobra as Preso pelea

Torbe as Goikotxoa

Sonia Monroy as Chica vis a vis

Yola Berrocal as Chica póster

Jesús Bonilla as Bebedor chupitos (scenes deleted)

David Meca as Invitado boda

Richy Castellanos as Guardia prisión

Janfri Topera as Escamilla

Joselito as El Colibrí

Emma Ozores as Elsa

Fernando Sáez as Funcionario vis a vis

Luixy Toledo as Preso feo

Yolanda Ramos as Prostituta Mariví

José María Sacristán as Inspector Policía Nacional

Santiago Urrialde as Funcionario Entradas

José María Rubio as Manolito Barragán

Ernesto Sevilla as Camarero boda

Tomás Pozzi as Paparazzi boda

Goyo Jiménez as Jefe Seguridad Rocamora

Francisco as Rocamora

Pepe Navarro as Rocamora (voice, uncredited)

David V. Muro as Sr. Castaño

José Casas as Preso Cárcel

Luis Carlos Tortosa as Bigotes

Álvaro Tortosa as Dientes