Santiago Segura as José Luis Torrente

Yvonne Sciò as Giannina Ricci

Javier Gutiérrez as Solís

José Mota as Josito

Tony Leblanc as Torrentes Großmutter

Enrique Villén as Salas

Jimmy Barnatán as José María

El Risitas as Robledillo

Carlos Latre as Pepito

Xavier Deltell as Linares

Jaime Ordóñez as Ordoñez

José María Rubio as Barragán

Pablo Pinedo as Contreras

Andreu Buenafuente as Dominguero

Cañita Brava as Antoñito

Helga Liné as Señorona 1

John Landis as Arab Ambassador

Eduardo García as Torrente niño

Silvia Gambino as Vanessa

Ruth Zanon as Fiorella

Fabio Testi as Montellini Roures

Luis Larrodera as Menéndez

Martin Czehmester as Coloso

Nicolás Rodríguez-Villar as El de la máscara

Fernando Sáez as Geo 1

Paco Collado as Geo 2

Enrique Sarasola as Policía 1

Mad Crampi as Ninja triste 1

Torbe as Ninja triste 2

Jorge Segura as Geo 3

Damián Ramos as Primo Cuco

Orlando Abad as Nelson

Santiago Barullo as Nigeriano

Richy Castellanos as Camuñas

Juan Miguel Fernández as Vizcarra

Luixy Toledo as Ramírez

José Manuel Moya as Calvo Téllez

Jerónimo Cantero as Calatrava

Regino Arellano as Arellano

José M. Grande as Churriti

Edda Díaz as Señora pasajera

Maite Pastor as Azafata

César Román as Abdul

Héctor Alba as Mahmoud Alnaib

Methieu Fremont as Azafato

Jaime Lacasa as Piloto

Susana Rugama as Muchacha alegre

Briguithe Valderrama as Muchacha alegre

Lucía Lapiedra as Show Girl

Chiquito de la Calzada as Parrondo

María Luisa Osorio as Vecina beata 1

Emiliana Olmedo as Vecina beata 2

Ana María Sobrino as Novia Damian

José Ramón Zabaleta as Mecánico

Hicham Malayo as Salim

María Dolores González as Abuela niño Barça

Mario Calvo Gutiérrez as Niño Barça

Bea Morillas as Mujer del dominguero

Vanesa Zamora as Chica joven

Carola Baleztena as Araceli

María Jesús Blascerra as Virtudes

Usun Yoon as Masajista 1

Habdou Diarra as Orador camerunés

Albert Canil as Ecologista

Fernando Torrente as Cliente

Lee Lorentz as Mister Bush

John Landis as Embajador árabe

Dani Martín as Yonki amigo Josito

Marisa Medina as Manoli

Fofito as Telescópico

Marcos Mundstock as Jefe mercenarios

Carlos Iglesias as Benito

Florentino Fernández as Hombre del lavabo

Mami Quevedo as Guardaespaldas Giannina

Fran Murcia as Guardaespaldas Giannina

Fernando Torres as Fernando Torres

Oliver Stone as Inglés borracho

Iker Casillas as Íker Casillas

José María Gutiérrez as Guti

Iván Helguera as Iván Helguera

Carlos Pumares as Sr. Maqueda

Eduardo Gómez as Hombre del hotel

Santiago Urrialde as Manolito

El Fary as El Fary

Guillermo del Toro as Contacto Giannina (scenes deleted)

Juanma Ortega as Estrella invitada (scenes deleted)

Nicolás Fernández Luna as Estrella invitada (scenes deleted)

Cristina Charro as Meretriz

Matías Prats Jr. as Locutor informativo (voice) (uncredited)

Carmen Ruiz as Prostituta (uncredited)

Manolo Reyes 'Pozí' as (Self)