Artie Lange as Artie DeVanzo

Ralph Macchio as Maz

Cara Buono as Linda

Anthony DeSando as Dennis Mangenelli

Jimmy Palumbo as Johnny Trinno

Joe Lo Truglio as Dave

Jerry Minor as Tim

Seymour Cassel as Dirt

Michael Deeg as Alfonse

Elizabeth Regen as Gina

Maddie Corman as Marilyn

Daniel Tay as Max

Louis Lombardi as Police Chief Gugliamino

Laurie Metcalf as Artie's Mom

Tina Fey as Front Desk Girl

Charlene Biton as Slap in the Face Hooker

Nick Di Paolo as Police Officer (Cousin Mickey)

Jim Breuer as Football Guy

Jim Florentine as Barlucci Catcher (Crispino)

Frank Pellegrino as Gina's Father

Todd Barry as Creepy Guy Down the Shore

Richard Duva as Ed's Bar & Swill Player

Joseph R. Gannascoli as Giusuppe Primavera (uncredited)

Matthew Gumley as Tommy

Lauren Hugnou as Hooker #1

Keisha as Pitching Machine

Maria Javier as Hooker #2

Nathalie Walker as Hooker #3

Dana Lorge as Gina's Mom