Rob Schneider as J.D.

Michelle Rodriguez as Harriet

Adrien Brody as Flirty Harry

Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn

Ari Shaffir as The Amazing Racist

Vince Offer as Peeping Tom

Jonathan Spencer as Lt. O'Flanagan / Bob / Sewage Technician / Paparazzi

Anna Akana as Student

Ali Olomi as Taliban Guard

Da'Vone McDonald as Vondell

Jessie T. Usher as Jamal

Noelle Kenney as Patient

Caroline Rich as Cindi

Theo Von as Mountain Climber

Joanna Krupa as Beautiful Girl

Deborah Rombaut as Nurse Jones

Danni Lang as Beautician

Alejandro Patiño as Worker

Calvin Sykes as Murphay

Andrea Lwin as Beautician

Thai Edwards as Swade

Mark Chalant Phifer as Darnell

Ashton Jordann Ruiz as Acquon

Ben Wang as Sweatshop Boss

Paul Kwo as Sweatshop Worker

Hymnson Chan as Student

Rick Chambers as Captain

Chehon Wespi-Tschopp as Black Swan