Vinnie Jones as Mike Sullivan

Julie Cox as Kate Merrill

Vera Day as Sadie Miller

Magda Rodriguez as Ruth

Derek Jacobi as The Tramp / Charles Dickens

Vanessa Redgrave as Roberta Elliot

Jason Flemyng as Don Roberts CEO

P.H. Moriarty as D.I. Willis / Constable Frederick (as P H Moriarty)

Mel Smith as Professor Cranshaw

Elly Fairman as Veronica Miller

Barbara Edwards as Receptionist

Louise Morrison as Kelly Robinson

Michael Fenton Stevens as Alistair Forsyth M.P.

Shelly Goldstein as Maud Skenshal

Gareth Hunt as Roy McBride

Allin Kempthorne as Cedric Skenshal

Paul Valentine as Foreshore Thug 1

Clemmie Myers as Margot / Alice Abercrombie

Kenny Lynch as Shotgun Ronnie White