Trevor Fehrman as Handsome

Elden Henson as Sammy

Matthew Lawrence as Victor

Martin Starr as Applebee

Griffin Dunne as Mr. Davis

Maggie Lawson as Julie

Mary Tyler Moore as Mrs. Stark

Dixon Cohee as Greedy

Casey Dubois as Handsome - 2nd Grade & Kindergarten

Brandy Kopp as Hot Girl #1

David Krumholtz as Evan Rosengarden

Jewel Staite as Teddy Blue

Babs Chula as Mrs. Rosengarden

Kathryn Anderson as 2nd Grade Teacher

Leonie Haworth as Julie - 2nd Grade

P.J. Johal as Semi-Foreigner

Brett Kelly as Sammy - 2nd Grade & Kindergarten

Eliza Norbury as Noga

Lachlan Murdoch as Horny

Douglas Newell as Proctor

Morris Panych as Mr. Harkin

Will Sanderson as Rexler

Tania Saulnier as Hot Girl #2

Bethoe Shirkoff as Grandmother

Jared Van Snellenberg as Shapiro

Shayn Solberg as Lebo

Lisa Jayne Stewart as Kindergarten Teacher

Bill Switzer as Garret

Ingrid Torrance as Marla

Chang Tseng as Marty

Barbara Tyson as Mrs. Herman

Rachel Victoria as Tough Girl

Jay Brazeau as Dr. Fox

Marcus Hondro as Homeless Guy

Andrew Johnston as Dr. Newman

Miriam Smith as Nurse