Craig Chester as Adam Bernstein

Malcolm Gets as Steve Hicks

Parker Posey as Rhonda

Chris Kattan as Michael

Kristen Schaal as Ruth

Julie Hagerty as Sherry

Paul Sand as Norm

Noah Segan as Twink

Sally Kirkland as Mary

Melinda Dillon as Dottie

Thomas Kopache as Joe

Todd Robert Anderson as Charlie

Michael Panes as Lou

Jackie Beat as Self

Mario Diaz as Orlando

David Pevsner as Man in Hospital

Jack Plotnick as Mime

Cary Curran as Cary / Cherry Dazzle

Sandy Martin as Biker Chick

Jennifer Echols as Triage Nurse

Jack Guzman as Security Guard

La Na Shi as Ling Ling

Nadya Ginsburg as Miranda

Brian Stover as Johnny

Patricia Mizen as Nurse

David Wenzel as David

Hiram Jacob Segarra as George the Homeless Man

John Farrer as Bird Watcher

Viva Ruiz as Propecia Destiny Dazzle

Gregg Guinta as Vinnie Dazzle