Jason Mewes as Jay (voice)

Kevin Smith as Silent Bob / Himself (voice)

Eliza Dushku as Lipstick Lesbian (voice)

Tara Strong as Cocknocker / Small Fry the Science Guy (voice)

Jon Lovitz as The Mad Scientist (voice)

Ralph Garman as Dick-Head / Doc Brown (voice)

Neil Gaiman as Albert the Manservant (voice)

Ben Gleib as NewsGroup (voice)

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith as Bluntgirl (voice)

Ray William Johnson as Quick-Stop hipster (voice)

Scott Mosier as The General / Quick-Stop hipster guy (voice)

Ming Chen as Shower Bully 1 (voice)

Bryan Johnson as Shower Bully 2 / Travis the Comic-Hating Bully (voice)

Walt Flanagan as Shower Bully 3 / Giagra Ad Narrator (voice)

Kevin Conroy as The Mayor of Red Bank (voice)

Brian Faraldo as The Diddler (voice)

Jensen Karp as Baby Dick-Head's doctor (voice)

Steve Stark as NewsGroup's mom / Internet cafe waitress (voice)

Brian O'Halloran as Dante Hicks (voice)

Stan Lee as Himself (voice)

Marc Bernardin as Mayor of Asbury Park (voice)

Matt Cohen as Bank Robber (voice)

James Franco Jr. as Photographer (voice)

Kyle Hebert as Tall Guy in Crowd / Bluntmobile GPS (voice)

Paul Hipp as Ring-Wearing Alien (voice)

Brian Quinn as Perplexed Bystander (voice)

Lisa-Marie Stark as Travis-Lover / Giagra Ad Girl Voices (voice)

Will Wilkins as Bank Robber Cop 1 (voice)

Mike Zapcic as Bank Robber Cop 2 (voice)