JJ Feild as Liam Adams

Leo Gregory as Charlie Braithwaite

Kuno Becker as Santiago Muñez

Kasia Smutniak as Sophia Tardelli

Anya Lahiri as June

Nick Moran as Nick Ashworth

Christopher Fairbank as Foghorn

Mike Elliot as Gordon

Craig Heaney as Phil

Jack McBride as Walter

Tamer Hassan as Ronnie

Ori Pfeffer as Mad Film Director

John Salthouse as Newcastle Manager

Gary Lewis as Mal Braithwaite

Tereza Srbova as Katja

Margo Stilley as Tamzin Adams

Olivia Phillips as Bella

Antonia Bernath as Britt

Sam Cunningham as Helga

Mellissa Laycy as Agnetha

Erin Lister as Ani-Frid

Jakki Degg as Cute Masseuse

Anna Maria Everett as Old Masseuse

Gabrielle Richens as Marjorie

Paul McGavin as 1st AD Commercial

Tia Thomas as Production assistant

Paul Humpoletz as LADA Taxi Driver

Brett Morton as Runner

Dave Sansom as Film Sound Man

Bruce Jackson as 1st Assistant Director

Joemma Lavin as Hull Barmaid

Daniel Cowley as Paramedic

Rob Jones as Vicar

Phil Matthews as Sports Reporter

John Motson as Self

Matthew Waters as Reporter 1

Anna Tyler as Reporter 2

Derek Williams as Sven

Brian Newbold as Registrar

Deita Hubbard as German Barmaid 1

Kerry Shepherd as German Barmaid 2

Cliff Bradley as Irate Skoda Driver

Peter Heslop as Unhappy Driver

Russell De Rozario as Bucharest Boiler

Adam Marusiak as Footballer

Anthony Ofei as Footballer

Craig Palmer as Footballer

Dennis Sweeney as Footballer

Emeka Ejiofor as Footballer

Gareth Ellis as Footballer

Holden Ashley Stein as Footballer

Jamie Poole as Footballer

Lee White as Footballer

Leigh Clayton as Footballer

Liam Moynihan as Footballer

Matthew Thorpe as Footballer

Nathan Wint as Footballer

Neil Elson as Footballer

Oliver Jones as Footballer

Steve Madden as Footballer

Toby George Jones as Footballer

David Beckham as Self

John Terry as Self

Frank Lampard as Self

Jamie Carragher as Self

Paul Robinson as Self

Owen Hargreaves as Self

Peter Crouch as Self

Rio Ferdinand as Self

Joe Cole as Self

Gary Neville as Self

Ray Clemence as Self

Jermaine Jenas as Self

Aaron Lennon as Self

Wayne Bridge as Self

Steven Gerrard as Self

Wayne Rooney as Self

Sven-Göran Eriksson as Self

Ronaldo as Self

Hernán Crespo as Self

John Aloisi as Self

Fernando Torres as Self

Thierry Henry as Self

Filippo Inzaghi as Self

Ruud van Nistelrooy as Self

Olof Mellberg as Self

Henrik Larsson as Self

Cristiano Ronaldo as Self

Andrew Shue as (uncredited)

Peter Dale as Football Reporter (uncredited)