Paris Hilton as Victoria English

Paula Garcés as Gloria Torrez

Sarah Carter as Kristen Haas

Simon Rex as Derek

Geoffrey Arend as Dax / Mother / Photographer

Alexis Thorpe as Morgan

Bianca Lawson as Monique

Kerri Kenney as Kathy Johnson

Diva Zappa as Babs Cohen

Greg Cipes as Reed

Randy Spelling as Kelly

Holly Valance as Jessica

Alison MacInnis as Leslie

Sofía Vergara as FHM Hostess

Carmen Electra as Herself

Lin Shaye as Miss Prin

Taylor Negron as Professor Milchik

Rick Overton as Janitor Jones

Julia Lehman as Heather

Kyle Richards as Lisa

Noureen DeWulf as Poo Poo

Amanda Aday as Maxine Picker

Amanda Rowan as Trista

Sarai Howard as Tonya

Keith Hudson as Erik

Dieter Meier as Gamsie

Beau Beasley as Gay Guy

Justin Jackson as Michael

Sam E. Goldberg as Teddy the Nerd

Rick Najera as Buford Gomez

E. G. Daily as Catherine Johnson

Suzanna Rosado as Cute Girl #1

Tanisha Hernandez as Cute Girl #2

William Heins as Eddie Johnson

Olympia Kricos as Female Student

Keri Bruno as Fern

Mayra Veronica as FHM Model

Cayleen Davies as Gamma Pledge #1

Jaclyn Matthus as Goth Girl #1

Chira Cassel as Goth Girl #2

Tania Jimenez as Goth Girl #3

Allen Choate as Hairy Guy

April Henry as Irish Girl

Jiannina Castro as Irish Girl's Friend

Dustin Mangas as Jock Student

Eugenio Derbez as Jose

Miriam Kulick as Judith Cohen

J.J. Wilson as Mr. Haas

Chad Muska as MTV Editor

Ari Belinski as Producer

Preston Lacy as Randy

Betheny Merola as Smoking Girl #1

Yvonne Gougelet as Smoking Girl #2

Jasmine Waltz as Smoking Girl #3

Alexis Barbara as Soda Girl #1

Cleveland Marcus Walton as Tri Pi Guy #1

Andrew Phillips as Tri Pi Guy #2

Sam Macaroni as Tucker

Cheryl Graham as Waspy Girl #1

Lily Brawner as Waspy Girl #2

Kirsten Gustitus as Waspy Girl #3

Shamron Moore as Brenda

Jennifer Elise Cox as VJ Outside FHM Party

Angela Dodson as Jenny

Camille Langfield as Mary at Nude Sorority

Daisy Hamilton as Daisy

April Florio as Gamma Girl

Keren Gilbert as Girl at FHM Party

Evan Scott Golden as Student

Andrew M. Phillips as Frat Guy #1

Eric Raddatz as Clubber

Mickey Mickey as Heather

Dustin Clingan as SBU Student

Jay Gutierrez as Frat Guy

Hali Lula Hudson as Goth Girl

Cristy Joy Slavis as Student

Allison Weissman as Samantha

Aitch Alberto as Boyfriend

Aitch Alberto as 'Not' Straight Guy

Angel Anes as Angel

Trisha Carman as Sorority Girl

Raul de Molina as Older Catering Guy

Kelly Ehlert as Student

Seth Harris Gordon as SBU Student

Eric Jimenez as Student

Daniel J. Loht as Food Fighter

Frantisek Mach as Paparazzi

Liam Mason as Host

Brooke Newton as Hot Chick

Jennifer Perez as Pretty Girl in Nightclub

Nathan Pitkanen as SBU Student

Nicky Hilton as Nicky

Athena Stamos as SBU Student

Vitaliy Versace as Boyfriend