Norm Macdonald as Willard Fillmore

Dave Chappelle as Rusty P. Hayes

Danny DeVito as Grover Cleaver

Elaine Stritch as Miss Crock

Daniel Benzali as Detective Tom Dewey

Sherman Hemsley as Chip Oswald

Sarah Silverman as Hillary

Malcolm Stewart as Roger

Lochlyn Munro as Officer Richardson

Brent Butt as Buddy

Anthony Harrison as Buddy

Brian Arnold as News Anchorman

Lorena Gale as Angry Momma

Mark Acheson as Mr. Kettle

Ken Kirzinger as Cop

Camille Sullivan as Flower Shop Clerk

Tom Heaton as Morgue Janitor

Tygh Runyan as Cussing Guy