Anthony Michael Hall as Johnny Walker

Robert Downey Jr. as Leo Wiggins

Uma Thurman as Georgia Elkans

Paul Gleason as Wayne Hisler

Steve James as Coach Ned Sanders

Jennifer Tilly as Connie Hisler

Seymour Cassel as Wallace Gibson

Marshall Bell as Chief Elkans

Deborah May as Mrs. Walker

Robert Downey Sr. as NCAA Investigator

John Hawkes as Pizza Boy #1

John Pankow as Lou Landers

Michael Greene as Tex Wade

Michael Alldredge as Vinny Kroll

Jon Stafford as Bad Breath

Peter Koch as Pete Andropolous

Howard Cosell as Himself

Jim McMahon as Himself

George Hall as Grandpa Walker

Lucianne Buchanan as Lawanda Wade

Tony Frank as Joe Bob

Tim Rossovich as Gas Attendant

Traci-Ann Dutton as Girl at Motel

Barbara Cecka as Girl at Motel

Karen Cecka as Girl at Motel

Hayley Ladner as Juicy Dorfman

Chris Dunn as Flick Weaber

Lawrence Wolf as Recruiter Larry

Michael Colyar as Recruiter Mike

Lee Ritchey as Recruiter Lee

Linwood Walker as Recruiter Linwood

Ted Dawson as TV Reporter

Adam Faraizl as Randy Walker

Megan Morris as Raylene Walker

Jack Gould as Priest

Dennis Letts as Army General

Craig Tonelson as Pete Provolone

John Cunningham as Substitute

Denise Thorsen as Eunice Elkans

Holly Harrington as Cheerleader #2

Philisha Sanders as Cheerleader #3

Scott Bate as Pizza Boy #2

Michael Lorre as Hare Krishna #1 (as Michael Petty)

Van Dykes as Hare Krishna #2

Thethia Hanson as Tupperware Lady #1

Clara Paul as Tupperware Lady #2

Harlan Jordan as Exterminator

Harvey Christiansen as Bait Shop Owner

Doris Hargrave as Woman at Piermont

Gary G. DeLaune as Local TV Reporter

Catherine Alexander as Waitress at BBQ

Thomas Patti as Chauffeur (as Thomas Anthony Patti)

Randall Rudd as Extra

Mike Alvarado III as Crowd (uncredited)

Michael Joseph Dean as TX Band Member keyboards and vocals (uncredited)

Yvonne Falcon as Football Fan (uncredited)

Gregory Lee Knowles as TX Band Member bass and vocals (uncredited)

John Pankow as Lou Landers (uncredited)

Carolyn B. Rider as High School Student (uncredited)

Jacqueline Stallings as Pool Party Girl (uncredited)

R.C. Thorne as High School Student (uncredited)