Johnny Depp as Charlie Mortdecai

Gwyneth Paltrow as Johanna Mortdecai

Ewan McGregor as Inspector Alistair Martland

Paul Bettany as Jock Strapp

Jonny Pasvolsky as Emil Strago

Olivia Munn as Georgina Krampf

Jeff Goldblum as Milton Krampf

Michael Culkin as Sir Graham Archer

Ulrich Thomsen as Romanov

Alec Utgoff as Dmitri

Guy Burnet as Maurice

Paul Whitehouse as Spinoza

Norma Atallah as Bronwen

Nicholas Farrell as Auctioneer

Karl Theobald as Gardener

Michael Byrne as The Duke

James Joyce as Duke's Footman

Emily Lawrence as Woman in Jock's Apartment

Carly Steel as Krampf's Third Wife

Jenna Russell as Detective

Austin Lyon as Hotel Clerk

Ricky Champ as Sergei

Chris Bearne as Farmer

Georgie Carter as Farmer's Daughter

Benny Maslov as Romanov's Aide

Colette O'Neil as The Duchess

Evie Brodie as Mum on Plane

Michael Aguiló as Revolutionary

Michael Shelford as Sedgewicks Worker

Junix Inocian as Fang Fat

Jamie Bernadette as Bikini Babe (uncredited)

Joey Courteau as Hotel Guest (uncredited)