Steve Howey as Stan Helsing

Diora Baird as Nadine

Kenan Thompson as Teddy

Desi Lydic as Mia

Leslie Nielsen as Kay

Travis MacDonald as Hitcher

Darren Moore as Crazy

Jeremy Crittenden as Altar Boy

Ben Cotton as Fweddy

Twan Holliday as Pleatherface

Charles Zuckermann as Needlehead

Lee Tichon as Michael Criers

Ken Kirzinger as Mason

Jeff Gulka as Lucky

Chad Krowchuk as Sully

Ray G. Thunderchild as Husband

Hilary Strang as Hippie Lady

Ildiko Ferenczi as Bride #3

Denise Poole as Bride #1

Holly Eglington as Bride #2

John Burnside as Security Guard

James Ashcroft as Dead Body

Zorianna Kit as Herself

Tara Wilson as Screaming Woman

Elysia Rotaru as Hot Girl #1

Kathryn Kirkpatrick as Bathroom Lady

Nathan Dashwood as Busboy

Grayson Gabriel as Michael Jackson

Kit Zenga as Orphan

Colin Foo as Choking Old Man

Bo Zenga as Director

John DeSantis as Frankenstein's Monster

Ryan Steele as Wolfman

Chris Shields as Barack Obama

Steven Garr as Vendor

Duane Dickinson as Fire Patron

Kelsey McIlroy as Teenager in movie store

Alain Chanoine as Guy #1

Robin Nielsen as Employee #1

Lara Babalola as Employee #2

Aaron Rota as Hockey Boy / Kid #1

Zainab Musa as Girl #1

Jessica Olafson as Hot Girl #2

Jon Johnson as Afroman

Mikey Granger as The Robber