Steve Howey as Stan Helsing

Diora Baird as Nadine

Leslie Nielsen as Kay

Kenan Thompson as Teddy

Tara Wilson as Screaming Woman

Ben Cotton as Fweddy

Ildiko Ferenczi as Bride of Dracula

Desi Lydic as Mia

Elysia Rotaru as Sexy Employee

Zorianna Kit as Herself

Denise Poole as Bride #1

Kathryn Kirkpatrick as Bathroom lady

Twan Holliday as Pleatherface

Alain Chanoine as Guy #1

Charles Zuckermann as Pinhead

Lara Babalola as Employee #2

Jeff Gulka as Lucky

Nathan Dashwood as Busboy

Grayson Gabriel as Michael Jackson

Robin Nielsen as Employee #1

Jon Johnson as Afroman

Lee Tichon as Michael Criers

Mikey Granger as The Robber

Aaron Rota as Hockey Boy / Kid #1

Kelsey McIlroy as Teenager in movie store

Jeremy Crittenden as Altar boy (uncredited)

John Burnside as Security Guard

Holly Eglington as Bride #2

Chad Krowchuk as Sully