Cam Gigandet as Rich Johnson

Nick Thune as Rich's Penis

Katherine Cunningham as Lindsay Young

Kevin Miller as Josh Nelson

Jessica Joy as Emily

Katie Rich as Samantha

Holly Houk as Kimi

Jamie Chung as Jamie

Bradley Grant Smith as Former Best Friend

George Lako as Strip Club Patron

Meg Thalken as Doctor

Karen Woditsch as Mother

Casey Tutton as Teenage Girl

Danny Rhodes as Waiter

James E. Foley as Bob (voice)

James R. Doherty as Blond Guy

Rammel Chan as Chinese Delivery Guy

Megan Kohl as Mature Woman

Emily Tumen as Catholic Teen Girl

Justin Kline as Pharmacy Tech

Al Marchesi as Strip Club Patron

Gena Ellis as Aunt Judy

Christin Marie Nichols as Yoga Girl

Catherine Perzee as Lindsay's Sister

J. Anthony Kopec as Businessman Club Patron

Vince Tolentino as The Video Game Nerd

Ben Kirberger as Offensive Gay Stereotype Waiter

Cory Kahane as Teenage Boy

Jodie Glass as Shopper

Katie Hamilton as Catholic Teen Girl

Laura Kallmeyer as Club Girl

Monte LaMonte as Cop

Rita Younan as Club Girl

Brooke Berg as Chicago Police Officer

Anthony E. Cabral as Man in Front of Hardware Store