Jon Cryer as Andrew Morenski / Max Hauser

Keith Coogan as Patrick Morenski

Annabeth Gish as Ryan Campbell

Tim Quill as Kevin O'Roarke

Oliver Cotton as Hit-Man

John Spencer as Bakey

Gretchen Cryer as Lucy Morenski

Anne Pitoniak as Grandma Jennie Morenski

Jack Gilpin as Dr. Gusick

Lou Walker as Ezzard Williams

Joy Behar as Gertrude

Nancy Fish as Mrs. Billings

Ned Eisenberg as Rodriguez

Claude Brooks as Clinton

Marita Geraghty as Janie Rooney

Beth Ehlers as Chloe

Warren Keith as Breech