Felissa Rose as Marilyn Saunders

Paul Rust as Carl Sandersburg

Rachel Castillo as Debbie Dickey

Emilia Richeson as Ginny

Ariel Teal Toombs as Sally

Frankie Frain as Ugly Jen

Todd Pritchett as Flick Weinberg

Ryan Martin as Jeremy Hummel

Lenore Cutler as Mrs. Dicky

John McPhee as Mr. Dicky

Thomas Adrian Villalobos as Thomas Algernon / Greyhood

Andrew Yoon as Asian Business Man

Ken Scribner as COC Sailor

Jessica DeMaio as Plastic Face / French Maid

Jandi Lin as Dominatrix

Michelle Chiang as Rubber Army Man

Thom Sigsby as Mr. Danny Glover

Eric Gosselin as Sex Piss / Pig Mask / Elephant Mask Ugly Jen

Ryan Kennedy as Genie

Coco Velvet as Movie Girl #1

Chingy as Pizza Man

Nico Elise as Movie Girl #2

Kurt Kroeber as Barry Goldwater

Nick Tully as Duane

Adam Malamut as John

Jim Martin as Kench

Tommy Pistol as Neighbor

Gia Paloma as Neighbor's Wife

David Del Greco as Crash Test Dummy / Disco Werewolf

Eric Kench as Space Man / Devil Man

Noah Wolf as Sloppy Poppy

Chris Watson as Santa

Marc L. Fusco as Sunglass Army Man

Lloyd Kaufman as Anchorman

Casey Dzierlenga as Mental Patient #1

Craig Massie as Mental Patient #2

Tom Zawacki as Hobo

Jaclyn Case as Topless Girl