Paget Brewster as Julianne

Neil Barton as Sam Saperstein

Ashley Head as Anomalie

Eric Hoffman as Harvey Hirschberg

Brian Krow as Memento Guy

Darren Keefe Reiher as Johnny Vince

Averill Kessee as Surprise Chocolate Lover

Jeanelle Smith as Heather Picture

Saba Homayoon as Heather (voice)

Jason Mewes as Answering Machine (voice)

Gregory Gifford Giles as Company of Men Guy / Gay Husband / Understanding Husband

Nicolas Read as Unintelligible Cockney Guy #1

Darren Richardson as Unintelligible Cockney Guy #2

Paul Goebel as Crime Boss

Allan Wayne Anderson as Creepy Cowboy

Beverly Lynne as Hot Blonde Lesbian #1

Rebecca Riken as Hot Brunette Lesbian

Oliver Vogt as Filthy Mysterious Bum

Manolo Travieso as El Mariachi Guy

Philip Zlotorynski as White Guy

Liam Hearne as Hitler

Pauly Shore as Self

Jasna Meshko as Hot Blonde Lesbian #2

Rob Schrab as Bald Genius

Abraham Kleiman as Rabbi Eyns

Henri Lubatti as Rabbi Tsvey

Dan Mirvish as Rabbi Dray

Claudia Katz as Bound Secretary

Robert Eaton as Creepy Security Guard

Bob Odenkirk as Steve

Pete Jones as Self

Woodie Wade as Undercover Cop

Jimmy Ryan as Malkovich Man

Amy Keranen as Confused Chick

Regina Berger as Running German Girl (Lola)

Hope Levy as Greek Wedding Girl

Neil Dooley as Greek Father

Chi Chi Navarro as Greek Grandma

John Fortson as Spader

David Douglas as Spike

Clint Howard as The Mechanic

Robert Ciresi Jr as Greek Husband

Neil Hopkins as Lanky Man

Brittney Skye as Bar Girl #1

Heather Korn as Bar Girl #2

Julie Strain as Self

Dan Heinan as Toxic Avenger

Chris Gore as Gimp / Mexican Standoff Extra

Ward Roberts as Boy Scout

Lizzy Strain as Orgy Girl

John Tamaki as Midget, Dwarf, Little Person

Michelle Molchanov as Female Dancer

Karen Lamarche Roberto as Female Dancer

Andrea Bogart as Female Dancer

Claudia Velasco as Female Dancer

Jamie Allen as Male Dancer

Justin Deater as Male Dancer

Dennis Kyle as Male Dancer

Kyle Bruich as Male Dancer

Caroline Rivers as Girl in a Tutu with a Gun

Jim Agnew as Mexican Standoff Extra

Mark Bell as Mexican Standoff Extra

Eric Campos as Mexican Standoff Extra

Megan Ford as Mexican Standoff Extra

Michael Muzerall as Mexican Standoff Extra

Chris Roach as Mexican Standoff Extra

Brian Rowe as Mexican Standoff Extra

Jon Schnepp as Mexican Standoff Extra

David Glanzer as Mexican Standoff Extra

Spencer Grove as Mexican Standoff Extra

David Wiggins as Mexican Standoff Extra