Casper Van Dien as Dallas

Natasha Gregson Wagner as Nico

Rod Steiger as Dr. Frederick Van Helsing

Kim Cattrall as Ulrike

Natasha Lyonne as Rachel

Craig Ferguson as Richard

Natalya Andreychenko as Panthia

Robert Pastorelli as The Count

Gabriel Casseus as Time Bomb

Victor Togunde as Soda Pop

Jason Ross-Azikiwe as Pimp

Flex Alexander as Trigger

Udo Kier as Vincent

Cedrick Terrell as Li'l Monster

Boris Lee Krutonog as Concierge

Marco Hofschneider as Hans

Conchata Ferrell as Wanda, Nico's Mother

Brent Briscoe as George, Nico's Stepfather

John Fleck as Trick

Richard Elfman as Cop with Doughnut

Michelle Csitos as Ulrike Monster Vampire

Elizabeth Sampson as Frida Van Helsing

Elliott James as Lead Singer, Vampire Band

Roberta Hanley as Saleslady

Louis Elfman as Paint Huffer

Robert Peters as Cop #1

Rick Cramer as Cop #2

John Sencio as Alan

Ellia Thompson as The Count's Girlfriend

Peter Lucas as The Count's Henchman

Stephen Porter as Harald

Francesca Lombardo as Dead Body on Couch