Miranda Richardson as Mrs Blitherington

Madeline Holliday as Connie Whistlestop

Ben Miller as Mr. Bullimore

Vicki Pepperdine as Mrs. Flittersnoop

Simon Day as Colonel Dedshott

David Mitchell as Councillor Harold Haggerstone

Adrian Scarborough as The Vicar

Sophie Thompson as Aggie Whistlestop

Barbara Durkin as Angelica Bullimore

Charlie Higson as The Mayor

Doreen Ingleton as Miss Silt

Jason Forbes as PC Peasey

Jason Maverick as Robo Dad

Lily Travers as Young Mrs Blitherington

Nathaniel Gleed as Young Professor Branestawm

Harry Hill as Professor Branestawm