Kathy Ireland as Wanda Saknussemm

William R. Moses as Guten 'Gus' Edway

Don Michael Paul as Robbie

Thom Mathews as Charmin'

Simon Poland as Consul Triton Crassus / The Mailman

Linda Kerridge as Roeyis Freki / Auntie Pearl

Deep Roy as Mambino

Jeff Celentano as Tola (as Jeff Weston)

Richard Haines as Prof. Arnold Saknussemm

Christian Andrews as Brick Bardo

Lynda Marshall as Fat Lady

Greg Latter as Security Officer

Denis Smith as Anchorman

Janie du Plessis as General Rykov / Shank / Claims Officer