Gbatokai Dakinah as Sgt. Shaved Balls

Sammy Salomon as Capt. B. Dick

Coco C.P. Dalbert as ArmInAss

Konrad Fields as Mr. Schwul

Bob Rockwell as Narrator (voice)

Rob Pederson as Sgt. Shaved Balls (voice)

Dan Marmorstein as Capt. Jack B. Dick (voice)

Bob Harris as D. Ildo (voice)

Roland Engelhardt as Mr. Swohl & Heinz (voice)

Lars Bjarke as Brute

Jzecke Prvroche as Reno

Scott Ritter as The President (voice)

Cristiaana Sabella as The Hooker (voice)

Anne Busacker as Ukranian

Verner Mollerup Christensen as Ukranian

Torben Zenth as Ukranian

Tove Kristensen as Ukranian

Heidrun von Wildenraut as German

Heintz Heinrick von Grundstead as German

Maiksen Thorsson as Hooker

Nina N. Rosenmeier as Hooker

Yon Hee Kim as Asian

Ehi Yeon Kim as Asian

Dorte Høeg Brask as

Jens Rungo as

Tone Nielsen as

Trono Clementsen as

Anders Villaus as

Der Rosenmeier as

Jesper Andersen as

Pernille Andersen as

Pia Clementsen as

Levino Jensen as

Thomas Bengtsson as

Lærke Lundo as

Permille Knudsen as

James McEntosh as

Maj Hillinsde as

Kenneth Brian Nielsen as

Permille Egeskov as

Charlotte Key as

Joakim Zacko Weyland as

Reno Di Stefano as

Oliver Sperling as

Peter Milthers as

Erik Orejer as

Thorsten Geertz as

Joan Beltoft as

Villy Jorgensen as

Thomas Kristensen as

Mikkel Rode as

Eske Brand as

Jakob Kent as

Esben Kristensen as

Chang II (Chapper) Kim as Asian