Kari Väänänen as Homelius

Jenni Kokander as Rivo-Riitta

Santtu Karvonen as Heimo Vesa

Pirjo Lonka as Krapula-Päivi

Aku Hirviniemi as Allan Kurma

Marja-Leena Kouki as Anoppi

Linda Wiklund as Irma

Sanna Stellan as Pirkko-Liina

Petja Lähde as Urho Puuma

Akseli Kouki as Gootti

Miska Kaukonen as Jeesus

Teemu Aromaa as Hitler

Olli Rahkonen as Rape

Tom Petäjä as Asko Vilenius

Juho Milonoff as Ilkka Pilli

Sara Paavolainen as Homeliuksen vaimo

Helmi-Leena Nummela as TE-toimiston virkailija

Iikka Forss as Lääkäri

Jan-Peter Nyquist as Eliittipomo

Asko Sarkola as Lääkärin isä

Kimmo Rasila as Sam Makkonen

Markus Järvenpää as Toimittaja pyörätuolissa

Hannes Suominen as Asiakas Aromi Baarissa

Jarkko Pajunen as Perusmies

Tatu Sinisalo as Jorma

Sari Kuivalainen as Myyjä

Sami Manninen as Pamppu 1

Juha Sievänen as Pamppu 2

Iivari Mikkonen as Skini

Julius Kalliokoski as Tukkupoika

Emmi Heinonen as Pikkutyttö torilla

Cake Lehto as Konduktööri

Marko Pekkarinen as Juha

Merita Seppälä as Työtön nainen

Niko Urjansson as Eikka

Patu Heiskanen as Aimo

Kari Hiltunen as Seppo

Oskari Helle as Matias

Marko Saarinen as Tippurimies

Anja Linkola as Haitarityttö

Jukka Valtanen as Mies bussissa

Pertti Jarla as Kirjatoukka

Jethro Rostedt as Treffisivuston deitti

Mikko Kouki as Elias Tapani Karhu (voice)