Kevin Smith as Silent Bob / Kevin Smith

Jason Mewes as Jay

Harley Quinn Smith as Milly

Aparna Brielle as Jihad

Shannon Elizabeth as Justice

Brian O'Halloran as Cast Member of Clerks / Dante Hicks / Grant Hicks

Jason Lee as Brodie

Ben Affleck as Holden McNeil

Joey Lauren Adams as Alyssa Jones

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith as Mooby's Manager Miss McKenzie

Treshelle Edmond as Sopapilla

Alice Wen as Shan Yu

Craig Robinson as Judge Jerry N. Executioner

Joe Manganiello as Bailliff

Frankie Shaw as Prosecutor

Fred Armisen as Merkin

Diedrich Bader as Security Guard

Melissa Benoist as Chronic

Jason Biggs as Jason Biggs

Adam Brody as Clerk

Marilyn Ghigliotti as Cast Member of Clerks

Walt Flanagan as Cast Member of Clerks

Scott Schiaffo as Cast Member of Clerks

Ernest O'Donnell as Cast Member of Clerks

John Willyung as Cast Member of Clerks

Tommy Chong as Alfred the Butler

Bryan Johnson as Comic Book Man

Ming Chen as Comic Book Man

Mike Zapcic as Comic Book Man

Keith Coogan as Keith Coogan

David Dastmalchian as Nervous Cop

Rosario Dawson as Reggie

Dan Fogler as Con-Ployee

Ralph Garman as Ted Underhill

Ben Gleib as Big Gun Guy

Mickey Gooch Jr. as Holy Roller

Chris Hemsworth as Chris Hemsworth

Chris Irvine as Klan Leader

Val Kilmer as Bluntman

Justin Long as Lawyer

Logan Lee Mewes as Amy

Kate Micucci as Mooby's Fun-ployee

Redman as Redman

Donnell Rawlings as Captain

Jesse Rath as French Canadian Blunt-Fan

Joseph D. Reitman as 1st AD

Molly Shannon as SouthBest Airlines Lady

Method Man as Method Man

Karrueche Tran as Con-Ployee #2

James Van Der Beek as James Van Der Beek

Chris Wood as Blunt-Fan

Johnny 'Bananas' Devenanzio as Guy with Banana

Marc Bernardin as Sleepy Blunt-Fan

Jeff Chase as Pitchfork Guy

Chelsey Cole as Walking Dead Fan

Eric Corrasco as Chicago Ride Me Now Driver

Nick Fehlinger as Kush Boy #2

Kevin Foster as Iron Bob

Leah Knauer as Con-Ployee #3

David Mandel as Mooby's Coffee Addict

Andrew McElfresh as Mooby's Cook

Jordan Monsanto as Lady Bailiff

Brian Quinn as Bluntman Cosplayer

Jake Richardson as Kush Boy #1

Stephen Root as Cockmando (voice)

Virginia Smith as Con Woman

Andrew Singer as Popcorn Eater

Donald Smith as Jay Cosplayer

Grace Smith as Silent Bob Fan

Matt Damon as Loki (uncredited)

Stan Lee as Stan Lee (archive footage) (uncredited)

Liv Banks as Jogger

Ryan James as Chronic Con Contest Winner / Jay Cosplayer (uncredited)