Brian O'Halloran as Dante Hicks

Jeff Anderson as Randal Graves

Rosario Dawson as Becky

Jason Mewes as Jay

Kevin Smith as Silent Bob

Marilyn Ghigliotti as Veronica Loughran

Trevor Fehrman as Elias Grover

Austin Zajur as Blockchain Coltrane

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith as Emma

Harley Quinn Smith as Milly

Amy Sedaris as Doctor Ladenheim

Justin Long as Shaving Nurse

Michelle Buteau as Little Lisa's Mom

Marc Bernardin as Little Lisa's Dad

AnnaMarie Brown as Little Lisa

Freddie Prinze Jr. as Auditioner

Sarah Michelle Gellar as Auditioner

Danny Trejo as Auditioner

Chris Wood as Auditioner

Ethan Suplee as Auditioner

Donnell Rawlings as Auditioner

Ben Affleck as Auditioner

James Murray as Auditioner

Joe Gatto as Auditioner

Sal Vulcano as Auditioner

Brian Quinn as Auditioner

Bobby Moynihan as Auditioner

Anthony Michael Hall as Auditioner

Jake Richardson as Auditioner

Melissa Benoist as Auditioner

Ralph Garman as Auditioner

Fred Armisen as Auditioner

Scott Mosier as Auditioner

Grace Smith as Auditioner

Ming Chen as Hockey Player

Walt Flanagan as Hockey Player

Mike Zapcic as Hockey Player

Bryan Johnson as Hockey Player

Kate Micucci as Mooby

Robert Hawk as Customer

Ernest O'Donnell as Trainer

Jason Szalma as Hospital Staff

Lisa Hampton as Hospital Staff

Scott Schiaffo as Chewlie's Rep

Dave Ferrier as Hospital Staff

AJ Wilkerson as Hospital Staff

Micah Miller Greenberg as Frustrated Customer

Vincent Pereira as Hot Goalie

Jordan Monsanto as Cereal Mom

Logan Lee Mewes as Cereal Kid

Michael Belicose as Hockey Player/ In a Row Guy

Yassir Lester as RST Customer

Gail Stanley as Elias' Mom

Byron Stanley as Elias' Dad

Kevin O'Donnell as ER Bleeder 1

Phallon Adriana as ER Nurse

Rajiv Thapar as Anesthesiologist

Diana Devlin as Waiting Room Lady

Nicholas Brown as Car Sex Selfie Snapper

Sara Belicose as In a Row Guy's Kid

Joe Bagnole as Cat Customer

Uncle Wayne as 'Look at This Fucking Guy'

Scott Purcell as Door Puller

Betsy Broussard as Dental School Renter

Virginia Smith as Caged Animal Masturbator

Frances Cresci as Smoking Girl

John Willyung as Cohee 'Killer' Lundin

Donna Jeanne as Ruse Lady

Thomas Burke as Thomas the Roofer

Thomas Burke Jr. as Son of Thomas the Roofer

Kimberly Gharbi as Heather Jones

Christian Cordes as True Believer

Derek Berry as Mooby Manager

Nate Gonzales as Mooby's Minion

Mike Vezza as ER Bleeder 2

Liz Priestley as Night Nurse

Anthony Perry as Doctor Mayor

Shane Kalman as Priest

Nicholas Joseph Binckes as Frustrated Customer

Joseph Digennaro as Frustrated Customer

James McDonald as Frustrated Customer

Cindy Sue Miller as Frustrated Customer

Shannon Scheffling as Frustrated Customer

Jeremy Wein as Frustrated Customer

Bethany Aline as Hospital Staff

Julian Babel as Hospital Staff

Malcolm Baldwin as Hospital Staff

Christine Weiss Beidel as Hospital Staff

Tara Berson as Hospital Staff

Zhavier Bondsd as Hospital Staff

Kimberly Carter as Hospital Staff

Helen Chong as Hospital Staff

Gregory Chwatko as Hospital Staff

Frank Citara as Hospital Staff

Chris J. Cullen as Hospital Staff

Claire Davis as Hospital Staff

Diamandi Devereaux as Hospital Staff

Carol Driscoll as Hospital Staff

Susan Evans as Hospital Staff

Denise Fowler as Hospital Staff

Latisha M. Hall as Hospital Staff

Thomas Michael Harding as Hospital Staff

Kaylin Harper as Hospital Staff

Diana Horowitz as Hospital Staff

Alfonso Jones as Hospital Staff

Karen Kuhrt as Hospital Staff

Bob Leszczak as Hospital Staff

Robert Mangold as Hospital Staff

Stephan Masnyj as Hospital Staff

Caitlin Miller as Hospital Staff

Dalex Miller as Hospital Staff

Luke Miller as Hospital Staff

Ryan Pidor as Hospital Staff

Constance Porcellini as Hospital Staff

Joseph Prussak as Hospital Staff

William Reichert as Hospital Staff

Amaryllis Ruiz as Hospital Staff

Lois Sach as Hospital Staff

Robert Senkewicz as Hospital Staff

Dana Simonetti as Hospital Staff

Cathi Swett as Hospital Staff

Darryle Jermaine as Hospital Staff