Mel Smith as Inspector Flint

Griff Rhys Jones as Henry Wilt

Alison Steadman as Eva

Roger Lloyd Pack as Dr Pittman

Diana Quick as Sally

Jeremy Clyde as Hugh

Roger Allam as Dave

David Ryall as Rev. Froude

Dermot Crowley as Braintree

John Normington as Treadaway

Tony Mathews as Gladden

Charles Lawson as Cranham

Gabrielle Blunt as Mrs. Bulstrode

Edward Clayton as Mossop

Jeffrey Chiswick as Macari

Julia McCarthy as Mrs. McClaren

Geoffrey McGivern as Mr. Yeo

Tai Ling as Manageress

Christopher Saul as Vice Principal

Barbara Hicks as Ms Clinch

Adam Bareham as Board

Ian Barritt as Science Teacher

Togo Igawa as Japanese Visitor

Fergus McLarnon as Jessell

Mark Monero as Figgis

Sam Smart as Gilmore

Christopher Priest as Student

Josephine Tewson as Miss Leuchars

Ken Drury as Farmiloe

David Quilter as Boffin

Debra Hearst as WPC Longman

Beccy Wright as WPC Duncan

Dan Hildebrand as Constable

Don Williams as Adam

Billy Geraghty as Dee-Jay

Imogen Claire as Party Guest

Peter Gluckstein as Party Guest

Gina McKee as Party Guest

Neville Phillips as Party Guest

Ann Queensberry as Party Guest

Jim Dunk as Urwin

Sidney Livingstone as Barney

Stewart Harwood as Driver

John Melainey as Reporter

Alex Scurr as Boy who sticks his tongue out