Fred Henry III as Professor Okembje

Jack Gattanella as Roy

Korey Hughes as Sarah

Lindsay Tierstein as Department of Agriculture

Kristin Allmer as Department of Conservation

Tony Lombardo as Food and Drug Administration

Mike Dilorenzo as Marvin

Brenda Belohoubek as Swedish Backpacker

Andrew Birchenough as Chief Inspector

Matthew Catania as Coroner

Casey Walker as Casserole Corpse

Christina Hoffman as Housewife the First

Krystle Von Thaden as Housewife the Second

Mattie Rosen as Narrator