Johnny Vegas as Terry

Sian Gibson as Gemma

Griff Rhys Jones as David Van Der Clane

Sheila Reid as Mildred

Una Stubbs as Peggy

Susie Blake as Marge

Nigel Havers as Doc

Kevin Eldon as Kevin

Kimberley Nixon as Laura

Nina Wadia as Moira

Katy Cavanagh as Grace

Matthew Cottle as George

Mark Heap as Graham

Javone Prince as Ben

Steve Brody as Barry

Peter Singh as PC Alec Collins

Chris Ramsey as Paramedic

Chris Anderson as Paramedic

Jason Cook as Arcade Attendant

Layla Cook as Young Laura

Catherine Harvey as Mary

John Ammirati as Police Officer