Rik Mayall as Colin Grigson

Adrian Edmondson as Vim Fuego

Nigel Planer as Den Dennis

Peter Richardson as Spider Webb

Dawn French as Tracy

Jennifer Saunders as Sally

Serena Evans as Cheryl

Bert Parnaby as Neighbour

Neville Smith as Manager

Judy Hawkins as Girlfriend

Charu Bala Chokshi as Cashier

Mark Cooper as Himself

Sandy Johnson as Himself

Oliver Stapleton as Himself