Will Sasso as Awesomest Maximus

Kristanna Loken as Hottessa

Sophie Monk as Princess Ellen

Khary Payton as King Erotic

Ian Ziering as Testiclees

Gary Lundy as Orlando

Rip Torn as King Looney

Tony Cox as Minoritees

Tiffany Claus as Milfia

Deon Richmond as Jamal

Eddie Pepitone as Approximo

Nelson Frazier Jr. as Ginormous

Adam Devine as Ephor 1

Edward Barbanell as Testiclees Little Cousin

Blake Anderson as Greek Soldier #1

Randy Sklar as Jeff - Testiclees Soldier #2

Jason Sklar as Bill - Testiclees Soldier #1

Dennis Haskins as Priest

Russell Peters as Pervius