Brian O'Halloran as Dante

Jeff Anderson as Randal

Rosario Dawson as Becky

Jason Mewes as Jay

Kevin Smith as Silent Bob

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith as Emma

Ben Affleck as Gawking Guy

Trevor Fehrman as Elias

Scott Mosier as Concerned Father

Jason Lee as Lance Dowds

Jake Richardson as Teen #1

Ethan Suplee as Teen #2

Harley Quinn Smith as Kid in Window

Kevin Weisman as Hobbit Lover

Wanda Sykes as Wife

Zak Knutson as Sexy Stud

Kevin Michael Richardson as Cop

Walt Flanagan as Pack-o-Smokes Guy

Earthquake as Husband

Grace Smith as Milk Lady

Ryan Thomas as Dancer

Rebecca Lin as Dancer

Christopher Martinez as Dancer

Tracy Phillips as Dancer

Joel Manning as Dancer