Johnathon Schaech as Teddy

Rod Taylor as Daddy-O

Susie Porter as Angie

Dee Smart as Krystal

Richard Moir as Reggie

Maggie Kirkpatrick as Ginger

Barry Humphries as Blind Wally

Mark Wilson as Duffy

Paul Mercurio as Midget

Stan Yarramunua as Young Lionel

Bob Oxenbould as Moose

Janice Oxenbould as Big Pat

Daniel Rigney as Small Kenny

David Hoey as Dirty Dean

Con Demetriou as Darren

Tina Louise as Bella

Rachel Griffiths as Sylvia

Chelsea Brown as Maude

Adryn White as Herbie

Felix Williamson as Jerome

Kevin Copeland as Plato

Alan Finney as Barman

Bella Cooper as Leigh Ann

Cale Morgan as Damien

Julie Andrews as Maria (archive footage)

Stephan Elliott as Truck Driver (uncredited)