Alexander Chaplin as Steven Merritt

Lindsay Sloane as Rebecca

Marina Black as Melissa

Richard Kind as Doug

Jordan Ladd as Arianna

Alexandra Boyd as Sabrina

Jenni Pulos as Patty

Marissa Hall as Marcie

Tom McGowan as Bill

Chris Coppola as Chuck

Carmen Mormino as Nicky

Brian Poth as Freddy

John Cantwell as Tristan

Chris Elwood as Dorky Darren

James Warwick as Maitre d'

David Moore as Croupier

Steve Susskind as The Painter

Carla Rosati as Kimberly

Nicole King as Hot Female #1

Steven Oritt as Hot Male #1

Paul Korver as Rodger

Jenni Pulos as Patricia 'Patty'

Mikayla as St. Pauli 'Girl'

Brian O'Hare as Male Executive #1

Laura Pinner as Female Executive

Mike Walker as Male Executive #2

Scott J. Sloan as Emergency Vetrinarian

Annie Jablonski as Hot Female #2

Jay Ostrowski as Hot Male #2

Brian T. Lynch as Party Clown