Walton Goggins as John Bronco

Dennis Quaid as Narrator

Bo Derek as Bo Derek

Tim Baltz as Daniel Stacks

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Ellen Karsten as Bebe Parker

John Moschitta Jr. as John Moschitta

Tim Meadows as Donovan Piggot

Kash Abdulmalik as Other Brad Pitt

Rishi Adduri as Vigil Boy

Eric Michael Baugh as JB

Alexandra Berardi as Vigil Woman

Mark Foril as JB Stant-in

Regina Friøriksdotti as Icelandic Villager #2